I suppose it is part of our Schadenfreude nature that draws people, like me, to the back pages of National Enquirer. Or perhaps it is just to escape the mind-numbing lunacy of the world we live in… Bear laughs it off, shakes his head and goes back to whatever he is doing. Kwee just goes
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Fresh from the pages of Canoe News: An attractive young woman arrested for drinking and driving almost three years ago is receiving marriage proposals from all over the Internet after someone circulated her mugshot. “It’s crazy lol i don’t understand what all the hype is about,” Meagan Simmons wrote on Twitter in response to comments
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I like numbers – perhaps you do too – which probably makes me a bit of an odd duck, but once we first count our fingers and toes in kindergarten there just seems to be some relationship between numbers and some greater cosmic order / plan. Ok, so this is probably starting to sound like
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Fresh from the pages of Canoe Weird News: A U.K. school has banned students from bringing triangle-shaped flapjacks to campus, all in the name of safety. The school reviewed “the texture and shape of the flapjacks” after someone threw one of the rolled-oats biscuits with honey and syrup and hurt a seven-year-old boy. The move
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Sometimes I just have to shake my head and wonder what people are thinking… From the pages of Canoe News: An Oklahoma mother of two is accused of trying to sell her children on Facebook for $4,000 to bail her boyfriend out of jail — and she allegedly received an offer. Misty VanHorn, 22, was
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Today starts off with news right out of MIB… (or Canoe News) Authorities in Russia are reporting that more than 100 people were injured by a meteorite that grazed the atmosphere overnight! It seems that the little piece of the asteroid belt was so ‘low and hot’ that it caused a sonic boom in three
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It’s Winter, no, it’s Spring, no wait, it’s back to Winter again… Maybe that’s what’s behind all the wacky people living on the back pages of Canoe News these days… Good thing he wasn’t a goalie! – SAULT STE. MARIE — A man wearing a pair of skates and booze on his breath was nabbed
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Ok, the world is one year older and a whole lot loonier than 2011. But amongst all the back pages of National Enquirer I have encountered at the RVCoop, while waiting for the Skor Bar Lady to ring through my frozen Jane’s Pub Style Fish, a few have stood out, if only for the snickers…
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Are we still here? As I long suspected it would, December 21st, 2012 dawned crisp and a bit snowy. Do you feel let down that fire didn’t rain from the skies, dogs and cats start living in sin, locusts the size of Mac trucks hopping up Clinton St.? Me neither, just another Friday in Teeswater,
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No need to hunt down the National Enquirer this week, lots of goodies happening in Teeswater: I popped into the Bell’s new chocolate and homemade baked goods shop on the weekend and Oh My! if I wasn’t already watching my waistline I could do some serious damage to my diet! Dark chocolate, white chocolate, milk
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I spend far too much time doing the Men In Black routine, reading the back pages of offbeat newspapers and online weird news, so this past couple weeks I have been having my own little ‘walkabout’ in downtown Teeswater to see what was happening… Wow, is there a lot going on right under my nose!
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It’s a Friday, the end of another workweek (or perhaps not) and I can see a pilot car taking lines of cars through the ‘south end’ of Teeswater. November 9th, just another day, but like every day lytle bytz of history just seem to pop up out of nowhere. Let’s see now… 1857 – The
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